A woman who uses birth control is a slut. Rush says so about one woman, and who are we to doubt Rush? So if using full-time birth control makes her a slut, there is no reason to think that any other woman who uses birth control isn’t also a slut under Rush's Principle of Slut-ness.
So let us consider Laura Bush. In her breeding years she only popped out two kids. Maybe the former First Couple only had sex twice, or miraculously managed the rhythm method, or she and W are barely fertile…
… or they used birth control. I’m willing to bet very long odds on the birth control because most women who don’t use birth control yet have sex over many years have more than 2 or 3 kids.
So Laura Bush is almost certainly a slut. Even if she was faithful she was a slut. After all, the woman Rush is labeling might faithfully be in a long-term relationship, for all he knows. Yet that doesn’t save her from slut-itude.
So now that we know that any birth control user — well, any female user — is a slut, and that any long-term married woman who has few children is very likely to have used birth control, we can give you today’s list of sluts:
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