MinistryOfLove
So, I get into trouble with a sig line
Religion: Treat it like your penis. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats. (-9.00,-8.41)
and after a great big deal, Meteor Blades says I can keep it, but it's in bad taste. So I change it, then I find this racist asshole who has had a user name for apparently years, and he's okay?
La Feminista posted a diary What we do with our bodies is none of your __ing business that I certainly agree with. I hope she doesn't mind my tag-along diary, I would have asked, but I don't know how to contact her. (La Feminista, if you object, post a comment or email me, I'll do whatever...)
My deal is this. I was writing a diary about an exchange of comments I'd had that started from this diary. Innocuous enough, right? A diary about some poll numbers, until Minerva posted this comment.
Turns out the bride wasn't into sodomy (2+ / 0-) Recommended by: homo neurotic, JeffW or maybe the grooms' tendencies toward cross-dressing...
Turns out the bride wasn't into sodomy (2+ / 0-)
Recommended by: homo neurotic, JeffW
or maybe the grooms' tendencies toward cross-dressing...
And the horse was out of the barn.
Poll 60 votes Show Results Am I a sodomite? I have had oral sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender I have had anal sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender I have never had "any non-genital to genital congress" with anyone, including fingers. I have never gotten/given anyone a "hand job". I have never "dry humped" anyone. I have never done any of the above, penis/vagina sex only. I'm not a sodomite. I have never done any of the above, including p/v sex, that's icky. Other. (Please, please explain in the comments....) 60 votes Vote Now! Am I a sodomite? I have had oral sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender 40 votes I have had anal sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender 9 votes I have never had "any non-genital to genital congress" with anyone, including fingers. 0% 0 votes I have never gotten/given anyone a "hand job". 0% 0 votes I have never "dry humped" anyone. 0% 0 votes I have never done any of the above, penis/vagina sex only. I'm not a sodomite. 3% 2 votes I have never done any of the above, including p/v sex, that's icky. 0% 0 votes Other. (Please, please explain in the comments....) 9 votes
Tiger Woods, $100M. Eliot Spitzer, loses governorship, but "wife stands by him". David Vitter, wife "stands beside him", and since IOKIYAR, re-elected. Then, there are the preachers. And now
China's exploding wealth has created a culture of secret mistresses and second wives. Now officials are putting marriage records online so lovers and spouses can check for cheaters. State media on Wednesday said Beijing and Shanghai will be among the first places to put marriage databases online this year. The plan is to have records for all of China online by 2015.
China's exploding wealth has created a culture of secret mistresses and second wives. Now officials are putting marriage records online so lovers and spouses can check for cheaters.
State media on Wednesday said Beijing and Shanghai will be among the first places to put marriage databases online this year. The plan is to have records for all of China online by 2015.
Why? None of these guys is stupid. They all had some idea of the potential consequences of their actions, and acted anyway. And now a whole country want's to put on the Web, "cheaters". Why?
Poll 104 votes Show Results Never mind the relationship you're in, are you heterosexual momogamous heterosexual non-manogamous bisexuaal monogamous bisexual non-manogamous Other, I put this choice in the middle, Please comment. genderqueer/other monogamous genderqueer/other non-manoguous homosexual/lesbian monogamous homosexual/lesbian non-manogamous Other orientation than above, monogamous Other orientation than above, non-monogamous I really don't know how it will be seen in context, but "pie" AAnything else, really, really explain in the comments. Really. 104 votes Vote Now! Never mind the relationship you're in, are you heterosexual momogamous 55 votes heterosexual non-manogamous 20 votes bisexuaal monogamous 1% 1 vote bisexual non-manogamous 9% 9 votes Other, I put this choice in the middle, Please comment. 1% 1 vote genderqueer/other monogamous 0% 0 votes genderqueer/other non-manoguous 0% 0 votes homosexual/lesbian monogamous 11 votes homosexual/lesbian non-manogamous 2% 2 votes Other orientation than above, monogamous 0% 0 votes Other orientation than above, non-monogamous 2% 2 votes I really don't know how it will be seen in context, but "pie" 3% 3 votes AAnything else, really, really explain in the comments. Really. 0% 0 votes
Okay, look, we have been here before, I posted a diary about my sig line here. Didn't get much attention, I've had rec-listed diaries that I had to follow up on through the day, this wasn't one of them. No one seemed to care about my sig line which was fine with me.
But suddenly there are all of these Christian/anti-Christian diaries posted and now my sig line is a target. The best way to live free is to stay below the Christian radar network. Now, I'm a bad guy because I oppose flashers and child abuse. Here is the sig line in question;
During a December 10, 2010 appearance on Roe & Roeper's Miracle on Indianapolis Blvd. Holiday Extravaganza broadcast, live from The Venue inside the Horseshoe Casino, which benefitted the USO, GEICO's R. Lee Ermey appearing on behalf of Toys 4 Tots took an opportunity to unload on President Obama, claiming his administration was destroying the country so that it could impose socialism.
I didn't write this diary; I don't write this well. It was written by a former kossack, "The Baculum King." TBK is unable to post the diary these days, which will be explained below. Use of words such as "I," "me" and "my" below refers to him, not to me. But he didn't mind us using it while he can't republish it himself. Quoting TBK:
As I have said before, I reserve NO rights where this Diary is concerned, and fully authorize anybody so inclined to use it in whole or in part, here or elsewhere, with or without attribution, as they see fit.
I was looking to write a screeching rant about driving carefully over the New Year's holiday, but after careful consideration, what TBK wrote is too good to not steal republish. I don't want to be reading any, "so-and-so won't be publishing any diaries in DK4" diaries, okay?
P.S. After looking over the diaries, I have also shamelessly stolen two block quotes from Seneca Doane. Any formatting errors or omissions are mine alone. My gratitude to The Baculum King and Seneca Doane.
Look, I have no influence in Washington politics. I wish I did.
Yes I worked for Obama, spent money and time, and drove to my nearest red state because I knew that he would win in California, but Nevada was in the balance. I contributed, and spent big bucks in terms of my personal budget to get the guy in office, and okay I'm not so pleased with the results. To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement.
What am I complaining about? See me below the whatever/thingie.
Poll 31 votes Show Results WTF is wrong with my sig line? Penises should be shown in public Penises should be shoved down children's throats Penises should be shoved down childrens throats in public Religion should be shown in public. Matthew 6:5-6 is fake Yeah, look up the last one and tell me I'm wrong! 31 votes Vote Now! WTF is wrong with my sig line? Penises should be shown in public 13 votes Penises should be shoved down children's throats 3% 1 vote Penises should be shoved down childrens throats in public 7 votes Religion should be shown in public. Matthew 6:5-6 is fake 3% 1 vote Yeah, look up the last one and tell me I'm wrong! 9 votes
Okay, so we have the Saturday morning viewers, who's around on a Sunday afternoon?
A few days ago, there was a diary titled "Porn Poll", which IMHO, was the dKos equivalent of a push poll. That and BFSkinner's diary "Sexual Orientation Roll Call" ("Annette!", "Bobby!", "Christina!"...) leads me to post this diary. Well, that, and I'm so sick after the election results that for most political diaries, I read and cringe, and move on.http://
Poll 70 votes Show Results How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn Female, been in porn, don't like porn Transgender, been in porn, like porn Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn Male, been in porn, like porn Male, been in porn, don't like porn Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right? any gender, totally indifferent to porn any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed Other; see my comment below 70 votes Vote Now! How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn 0% 0 votes Female, been in porn, don't like porn 1% 1 vote Transgender, been in porn, like porn 1% 1 vote Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Male, been in porn, like porn 6% 4 votes Male, been in porn, don't like porn 1% 1 vote Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 43 votes Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn 4% 3 votes Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 1% 1 vote Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 0% 0 votes Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn 12 votes Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right? 1% 1 vote any gender, totally indifferent to porn 4% 3 votes any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed 0% 0 votes Other; see my comment below 0% 0 votes
Poll 122 votes Show Results How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn Female, been in porn, don't like porn Transgender, been in porn, like porn Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn Male, been in porn, like porn Male, been in porn, don't like porn Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) any gender, totally indifferent to porn any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed Other; see my comment below 122 votes Vote Now! How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn 2% 2 votes Female, been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Transgender, been in porn, like porn 0% 0 votes Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Male, been in porn, like porn 3% 4 votes Male, been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 77 votes Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn 4% 5 votes Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 7% 9 votes Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 0% 0 votes Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn 14 votes Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 4% 5 votes any gender, totally indifferent to porn 2% 3 votes any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed 2% 2 votes Other; see my comment below 1% 1 vote
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR...
No, wait, wrong Hope. Start over.
Poll 205 votes Show Results How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn Female been in porn, don't like porn Transgender, been in porn, like porn Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn Male, been in porn, like porn Male been in porn, don't like porn Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Transgender, don't watch porn, don't like porn Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn any gender, totally indifferent to porn any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed Other; see my comment below 205 votes Vote Now! How do you self identify and what do you think of porn? Female, been in porn, like porn 1% 3 votes Female been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Transgender, been in porn, like porn 0% 1 vote Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Male, been in porn, like porn 6% 12 votes Male been in porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 7% 14 votes Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn 7% 14 votes Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 1% 3 votes Transgender, don't watch porn, don't like porn 0% 0 votes Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?) 129 votes Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn 4% 8 votes any gender, totally indifferent to porn 6% 12 votes any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed 0% 0 votes Other; see my comment below 4% 9 votes
I know, today is the day.
If you're doing GOTV and you need a pizza run, post a comment.
If you can help feed a GOTV place post a comment.
The idea here is to match hungry volunteers with credit card wielding Kossacks. Pizza, Chinese take out, whatever. Oh, and volunteers need bottled water, too!
I know, I wasn't going to post a diary until November 3, but I'd forgotten something I'd done to great effect in previous campaigns: FEED THE WORKERS! Napoleon said it best, an army marches on it's stomach. A few years later, the Germans invented staff command, and what turns out to be the most important department is logistics. That's the department that makes sure you have food, water and ammo.
Previously, I was the guy that made sure there was fresh coffee, every hour on the half hour. I also went out and brought food back if it was needed. (It's a "contribution in kind", depending on what state you're in, you may have to report it.) But for the 2008 Obama campaign, I developed something new. Find out what after the break.
Poll 11 votes Show Results On election day I will volunteer, and bring coffee and donuts volunteer, and bring something better than donuts volunteer, and pack a lunch volunteer and pack 10 lunches (hey, you meet people....) volunteer Cook something tasty for my local campaign office. Buy fresh fruits and veg for my local office, these folks have been living on crap for weeks! Apples and peanut butter. You can win elections on apples and peanut butter. watch MoL's diary and buy food for volunteers. Hey, I have a credit card, pizza parlors are small businesses. Veggie pies all around! Anything but anchovies. Pie. No, I mean it, I will send a pie or two to the people walking/calling for GOTV. I am such a true believer, that I will send a steak and mushroom pie. I'd send a steak and kidney pie, but would you eat it? 11 votes Vote Now! On election day I will volunteer, and bring coffee and donuts 0% 0 votes volunteer, and bring something better than donuts 0% 0 votes volunteer, and pack a lunch 2 votes volunteer and pack 10 lunches (hey, you meet people....) 0% 0 votes volunteer 5 votes Cook something tasty for my local campaign office. 9% 1 vote Buy fresh fruits and veg for my local office, these folks have been living on crap for weeks! 0% 0 votes Apples and peanut butter. You can win elections on apples and peanut butter. 9% 1 vote watch MoL's diary and buy food for volunteers. 9% 1 vote Hey, I have a credit card, pizza parlors are small businesses. Veggie pies all around! 0% 0 votes Anything but anchovies. 9% 1 vote Pie. 0% 0 votes No, I mean it, I will send a pie or two to the people walking/calling for GOTV. 0% 0 votes I am such a true believer, that I will send a steak and mushroom pie. 0% 0 votes I'd send a steak and kidney pie, but would you eat it? 0% 0 votes
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