The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun is A Good Guy with a Flamethrower

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Friday December 21, 2012 · 9:24 AM PST

2012/12/21 · 09:24

Bravo Wayne, bravo. You really outdid yourself today.

After a deafening week of silence I wasn't expecting much from you, but from the standpoint of self-preservation alone I'd have thought that you'd be better prepared than that. Seriously what the fuck was that?

You pretty much just called for a mammoth expansion of Big Government what with your database of the mentally ill and your armed guard at every school. I would love to see how you plan to fund this NRA utopian society without raising taxes Wayne. If you need suggestions I have a few just over the pile of Speaker Boehner.

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Monday December 17, 2012 · 9:22 AM PST

2012/12/17 · 09:22

In the wake of the tragedy at Sandy Hook, this nation desperately needs to have a conversation about gun control. We need deliberate and decisive legislation to prevent future atrocities. We need readily available assistance and treatment for our mentally ill. We need the courage and conviction to make sure all of that happens and no longer gets shoved aside the minute our media's done paying attention.

What we do not need, however, is fantasy-combat-fools like Oregon State Rep. Dennis Richardson serenading us with his imaginary tales of bravery. How if only he'd been there his heroic acts would have surely saved lives.

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Saturday December 15, 2012 · 4:19 PM PST

2012/12/15 · 16:19

And that's the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Friday November 16, 2012 · 7:43 AM PST

2012/11/16 · 07:43

It's gotta be tough out there for a Republican right now. You've just lost the 2012 election in humiliating fashion. Patraeus had to step down and the majority of your Job Creators are threatening to go Galt.

But on the bright side today is Papa John's Appreciation Day. It's a day to celebrate. A day to rejoice. A day to express your displeasure with the government through gluttony. It's kinda like the angry person's Woodstock minus the peace, love and fantastic music. And it doesn't have to stop there. No, you just keep on riding those rotten vibrations conservatives. All you gotta do is close your mind, follow this menu and eliminate any and all forms of critical thinking. The less mental energy you have to waste on nourishment, the more you can devote to helping McCain uncover the truth about Benghazi.

I suppose it's a different world nowadays. Personally I've never really needed any extra motivation to eat. I usually eat because I'm hungry. Occasionally I've eaten food out of curiosity. Sometimes I eat because of boredom or just plain routine.

But I can never recall eating something out of spite. I've never eaten something because of hate. By the way, when did the mere eating of shit food become a political statement? We've got people holing up in greasy fast food joints belting out "God Bless America" believing that that's the truest expression of patriotism possible.

But I digress. In an effort to make it easier for our conservative friends, here goes a detailed menu that truly takes the thinking out of meal time. Rest assured, teabagger, nothing that follows has been approved or regulated by any sort of government agency.

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Saturday July 25, 2009 · 6:52 AM PDT

2009/07/25 · 06:52

Congressman Bart Stupak represents a wide swath of northern Michigan so I decided to send him an email to see where he stands on health care reform, particularly what his stance on a robust public option is. I've been hearing different things from Stupak so I wanted him to clarify his position. Here's his response and as you can see he provides little to no clarification.

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Monday July 20, 2009 · 10:42 AM PDT

2009/07/20 · 10:42

Add an increase in teen pregnancies to the long list of accomplishments under George W. Bush. According to an article in today’s Guardian, teen pregnancies and STD rates rose sharply under the watchful eye of Bush and company.

In a report that will surprise few of Bush's critics on the issue, the Centres for Disease Control says years of falling rates of teenage pregnancies and sexually transmitted disease infections under previous administrations were reversed or stalled in the Bush years.

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Saturday March 07, 2009 · 8:23 AM PST

2009/03/07 · 08:23

Here's former Bush chief of staff Andrew Card on Fox News chatting it up with Neil Cavuto:

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Friday October 10, 2008 · 6:23 PM PDT

2008/10/10 · 18:23

This time they won't be wearing white robes and burning crosses.
This time there won't be any dogs, won't be any water hoses.
This time they won't be sporting swastikas.

No, this time they'll preach hate from behind golden microphones. This time they'll drape themselves in the American flag and claim to be protecting the country they love. This time they'll be 'pitbulls', and lipstick is optional.

But the end result won't be any different. They are out to kill. And kill they will.

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Sunday September 07, 2008 · 9:16 AM PDT

2008/09/07 · 09:16

This is something you just need to watch to believe.

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Saturday September 06, 2008 · 7:16 AM PDT

2008/09/06 · 07:16

Some have been ridiculing the McCain campaign's decision to whisk Sarah Palin away to Alaska in an attempt to avoid the press. But I intend to argue here that not only is that a good decision, but it is a wise decision. One that is bolstered by historical precedent....

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Saturday August 30, 2008 · 8:29 AM PDT

2008/08/30 · 08:29

Yesterday was a pretty special day. It was John McCain's birthday. It was also Michael Jackson's birthday. And of course it was the anniversary of Katrina.

The first birthday should be forgotten. The second should be celebrated (musical contributions and all). The third needs to be remembered so we don't commit the same mistakes this time around.

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Thursday August 21, 2008 · 9:56 AM PDT

2008/08/21 · 09:56

Not much to this other than Limbaugh doing what he does best. Which is inciting violence, obsessing over violence and preaching violence from behind his gilded microphone.

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