So I was reading an article today about a scientific experiment taking place in Switzerland, the purpose of which I only vaguely understand. The Large Hadron Collider, a device capable of smashing particles together at 7 teraelectron volts (and to put that into perspective, that's almost 1.12 microjoules) of energy has been fired up.
The Collider, which apparently has more moving parts than a Teabagger's justification for receiving government disability benefits, has taken some time to finally realize its full potential, with it apparently being as dependable as my push lawnmower on its first summer pull.
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