Hi, this is your friendly neighbor from up north speaking. That new-fangled dairy mechanism finally activated in my account, and cow almighty, it's good to finally get out of my igloo. Diary, not dairy you say? Who cares, it's all filled with Vitamin Me anyway.
First things first. Like one wise Kos member once famously said: "Never trust any UID over 20,000". Then let it be known that I am UID 148601, but all numbers added gives me a UID of 20, so I'm a thousand times more trustable than you, Mister or Miss UID 20,000. What do you say to that huh?
Or you could all hide your pooties and children away, just in case.
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