We Are Killing Ourselves

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Monday October 03, 2005 · 7:15 PM PDT

2005/10/03 · 19:15

No, this isn't a rant about how democrats have perfected the mechanics of the circular firing squad.

No, I'm not commenting on how we as a nation are not actively trying to rid ourselves of the cancer that is the GOP.

No, I'm talking about this article I just read about 1 out of 3 Americans becoming obese by the time they die. Read More

College Republicans to Replace Bomb-Sniffing Dogs

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Thursday August 11, 2005 · 9:36 AM PDT

2005/08/11 · 09:36

College Republicans to Replace Bomb-Sniffing Dogs

August 11th 2005
By: kilgoretrout

Washington-
Reports had circulated inside the Beltway that the Pentagon had begun drafting members of the organization College Republicans for service in Iraq specifically for the task of sniffing for explosive devices. In a press conference on Capital Hill today, Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlmen confirmed those rumors," Yes, as of July 1st 2005 we began our enlistment from the College Republicans. In fact, our first group has nearly completed training and is nearing deployment. This is a great day to be a College Republican."
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Halliburton to Demolish DNC

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Friday June 24, 2005 · 8:03 AM PDT

2005/06/24 · 08:03

Halliburton To Begin Aggressive Drilling Campaign

by: kilgoretrout

Halliburton today unveiled new plans for an aggressive drilling campaign targeting several locations in the continental United States. Halliburton spokesman Ron Daring briefed reporters from the DC office: "Today marks the beginning of a bold new era of oil exploration in America and it is the hope that this new direction will enable us to break free from the shackles of foreign energy dependence. Our new surveying technology and speculation has led us to discover potentially large untapped resources right under our noses."

In fact, reporters were told that significant evidence pointed to there being a vast reserve of light crude directly beneath the Democratic National Committee headquarters. "Yes it is true. Our engineers estimate that directly under 430 S Capitol St, SE there is a reservoir to rival that of Saudi Arabia," says Daring.
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Halliburton To Demolish DNC

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Thursday June 23, 2005 · 1:57 PM PDT

2005/06/23 · 13:57

Halliburton To Begin Aggressive Drilling Campaign

by: kilgoretrout

MSM in Death Throes

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Wednesday June 22, 2005 · 2:07 PM PDT

2005/06/22 · 14:07

Blogger asserts: The mainstream media's resistance to the Downing Street Memos is in the death throes.

by:kilgoretrout

Although little fanfare has been created in the news by the notes of a meeting that took place in Britain in 2002 on Downing Street, liberal blogger Avian asserts that the dam is about to break, "We(the memos) got some time on MSNBC, there was an article in the LA Times, and Bob Herbert mentioned it in an op-ed piece for the NY Times. Things are looking good. It (the media's resistance to the memos) is in the death throes for sure." Read More

Iraqi Elections Held Yesterday

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Tuesday January 11, 2005 · 1:29 PM PST

2005/01/11 · 13:29

Iraqi Elections Held Yesterday

Allawi Wins Mandate of the People

by: kilgoretrout
BS Newswire

In a surprise move, reminiscent of the June 30th transition of power, the first democratic elections ever for Iraq were held yesterday. "This is a historic event," said President Bush, " now the world can be assured that freedom is on the march and that the people of Iraq have spoken with one voice." Although the details of the election results are still somewhat preliminary, it appears that former Prime Minister Ayad Allawi received all 23 of the votes cast for president. Read More

Suha Arafat Not Expected to Make it Through the Night

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Tuesday November 09, 2004 · 10:46 AM PST

2004/11/09 · 10:46

Suha Arafat Not Expected to Make it Through the Night

AP News Wire

by Kilgore Trout

With reports coming out that Yasser Arafat has suffered a brain haemorrhage, Palestinian officials don't expect Suha Arafat, to make it through the night. Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qurei visited Mr Arafat's bedside in a two-hour visit to the French hospital. Querei urged all to pray for the ailing palestinian leader, and to prepare for a funeral ceremony for his wife as well.
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Thursday October 14, 2004 · 9:55 PM PDT

2004/10/14 · 21:55

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BREAKING NEWS:Sinclair Broadcasting Sabotaged Flu Shots

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Tuesday October 12, 2004 · 10:53 AM PDT

2004/10/12 · 10:53

Sinclair Broadcasting Sabotaged Flu Shots

by Kilgore Trout

"Yep, they did it." -says inside source at CDC

Following an exclusive interview with an inside source at the CDC, allegations arose that Sinclair Broadcasting Group was actually responsible for the contamination of over half of the nation's flu shots. Kerry campaign manger Mary Beth Cahill was furious, "It's just an outrage, an outrage that goes beyond negligence and politics. This reckless disregard for life and health must be addressed immediately." She added, " Or at least before November 2nd. "
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Already Pissed at President Kerry

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Monday October 11, 2004 · 1:39 PM PDT

2004/10/11 · 13:39

Area Kossacks already pissed at President Kerry

by Kilgore Trout

Trouble is already brewing for John Kerry at the popular political blog, Dailykos. "I'm just so upset that he has bowed to corporate cronies and special interest" says GreenieAllie. "I mean, I just don't know how he sleeps at night." And on a recent diary titled Waiting for Dean/Obama, poster judybooty had this to say, "Well, I just wish we had done better(than Kerry), we had our opportunity and we squandered it. Now we have to wait another 8 years for real change."
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Kerry Stabs Edwards

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Tuesday October 05, 2004 · 7:57 PM PDT

2004/10/05 · 19:57

Kerry Stabs Edwards with a BallPoint Pen

10/5/2004

by: Kilgore Trout

Presidential Candidate John Kerry was restrained and arrested Tuesday night after allegedly stabbing John Edwards immediately following the Vice Presidential debate. "He just went berserk, I don't know what came over him" says Kerry campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill.

In a heavily anticipated debate, Edwards and Cheney sparred over foreign and domestic policy for 90 minutes. "Oh, it was brutal, I just couldn't watch the whole thing" says Wendy Sanders from Morgantown, WV. "The debate moderator was a complete moron, Cheney was evil and scary, and John Edwards, good Lord," After a brief pause, she continued, "Thank God he didn't get the nomination."
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Ridge Announces Security Alert for Washington

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Sunday October 03, 2004 · 8:04 PM PDT

2004/10/03 · 20:04

Ap News Line
by: Kilgore Trout
Washington DC
10/3/2004

Ridge Announces Security Alert for Washington State

In a press briefing on Sunday, Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge announced that the terror alert level for the state of Washington had been elevated "We have credible intelligence that terrorists are planning a major seismic event in, or surrounding, Mount St. Helens. We urge everyone to remain vigilant in this time of increased danger." Experts say that this week's surveillance rumblings indicate a major event may be right around the corner. Read More

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