Me: Joe Biden won the presidential election.
Trump supporter: Trump won by a landslide.
Me: Seriously? Joe Biden got eighty-one million votes and your guy got seventy-four million. That sure looks like Biden won by around 5 points. That’s huge.
Trump supporter: There was massive fraud and cheating. My guy won if you don’t count Democrat votes from rat and democrat infested cities. You know, where the blacks live.
Me: But there is no evidence of fraud. Your guy lost what? around 60 lawsuits because the whole fraud thing is actually made up. No evidence of irregularities. No evidence of interference. In fact all fifty states have certified their results. He even lost three times in Georgia. That has to be some kind of record.
Trump supporter: See, that’s where you’re wrong. Trump warned us that if he lost it was because you all cheated. He warned us months before the election. I remember it clearly: if I win it was a fair election. If I loose it will be because of massive fraud. I trust Trump. He doesn’t lie.
Me: You think maybe he was making up an excuse for losing ahead of time?
Trump supporter: Democrats are vile, radical socialists and don’t have an honest bone in their bodies. They can’t be trusted. They are nothing but communists and they stole this election.
Me: That seems pretty unfair. I voted for Biden but I’m neither dishonest nor a radical socialist nor a communist. I’m an American who voted Democratic for Joe Biden. Actually I have a lot of liberal Democratic friends and none of them are radical socialists or communists. My friends volunteer in the community all the time helping the homeless by volunteering in shelters, helping disadvantaged kids with reading, delivering meals to the elderly—doesn't sound very radical to me. How about your friends?
Trump supporter: We protect our borders from illegal immigrants. We are guardians of liberty and second amendment rights. We’re armed and ready to fight Antifa. Blue Lives matter, man! Pro-life, baby!
Me: I don’t think anyone says blue lives don’t matter. I think people are saying saying Black Lives Matter. Police kill an awful lot of black people, men especially, often when there is no cause. We saw it happen in Minneapolis this year. We saw happen again in Kenosha—cop shot a man seven times in the back because he was walking away. That doesn’t seem very pro-life to me.
Trump supporter: It’s all about law and order. Black people are inherently suspicious and therefore guilty of something. I see a black man ordering coffee in Starbucks or bird watching in Central Park and I just know he’s there to rob the place or bother a white woman. I’d call the cops. It’s my civic duty.
Me: Maybe he just wanted a coffee. Maybe he was waiting for a friend. Maybe he was, you know, bird watching.
Me: Back to President-elect Biden—he has pledged to work for all Americans; fight Covid-19; take action against climate change, build back the economy. Help Americans who are hurting because of the pandemic. Sounds like something we all need.
Trump supporter: Nah, you don’t get it. The virus is a hoax. Besides Trump did a great job with protecting the country when he closed our border to China.
Me: Kind of sounds like an inconsistency don’t you think? If the virus was really a hoax, why would he need to close our borders? Why promote using bleach or hydroxychloriquine? Seems like he was being reckless.
Trump supporter: You live in a liberal, socialist bubble, man. You must listen and watch fake news. If you’re not watching Fox, you don’t have a clue. Better yet, you should tune into Newsmax if you really want to know what’s going on. Are you a communist?
Me: You’re wrong about the bubble and I already told you I’m not a communist. I live in America on planet earth. I’m just not sure what universe you’re from.